Saturday, March 22, 2008

Religious Maxine

Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

3 comments:

  1. hahahaha! gotta love Maxine!

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  2. Anonymous12:07 AM

    You liked it?!

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  3. I love Maxine, she's a hoot!

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