Monday, July 14, 2008

AnyBody Who Signed Up For Random Blog CAndy???

Remember this back HERE? Well, I am sending out the last randomly chosen names-since there were only about 10 left, I just packaged up something for the last 10. I also did about a half dozen overseas, which had to be lightened a bit because I am not paying 50 bucks to send a small package-the US postal service is nuts!

But you will get a small prize, so I hope you enjoy it. Stupidly, I had a card to insert into each one and sealed and taped them all before I remembered, so maybe I will find some un-needed (WTF is that?) cash floating around after the house and dental work is finished and send them out on a whim. I am sorta addled right now. You all KNOW why!

So enjoy this nutty bumper sticker list I came across while waiting on the Internet to co-operate. I need to plaster my car!



My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

Procrastinate Now!

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

6 comments:

  1. Know that saying, "You are what you eat" ... I have to eat a skinny person!

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  2. I love your bumper stickers. The Ham and Eggs one is my favourite. Thanks for the laugh!

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  3. These are too funny. Thanks for sharing.

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  4. Kathy W11:06 PM

    These are GREAT bumper stickers. Thanks for sharing them...and thanks for the RAK! I got it in the mail today, and it totally made my day!!

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  5. sueb - "I have to eat a skinny person" TOO FUNNY!

    I actually have stamps for some of these bumper stickers. ;-)

    My latest sighting: "Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal."

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  6. We think too much alike! I simply adore funny little one liners like these. I have a whole collection of them, but you've got some I hadn't seen. These are just great!

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